Dr Evil
Dr Evil
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| Points: | 14.358 |
| Rank: | 596 |
| Opponents defeated: |
6.708 (1178.)
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| Tribe: |
UVA
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| Night bonus: |
Current: 00:00-08:00
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| Villages (6) |
Coordinates |
Points |
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321|512 |
3.325 |
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321|511 |
2.151 |
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324|512 |
2.072 |
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325|512 |
2.543 |
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323|510 |
2.406 |
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316|514 |
1.861 |
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Profile
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Personal text
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Very well. Where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he "invented" the question mark.
Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets.
When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard, really.
At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles... there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it. |
Combat achievements
Robber (Bronze - Level 2)
Loot a total of 10.000 resources.
Self-attack (Bronze - Level 2)
Attack yourself and lose more than 100 units in one battle.
Conquest (Wood - Level 1)
Conquer a total of 5 villages.
Demolisher (Wood - Level 1)
Destroy 25 building levels using catapults.
Lucky fellow
Conquer a village by getting the loyalty down to exactly 0.
Plunderer (Wood - Level 1)
Plunder resources from other villages 10 times.
Self-conquest
Conquer yourself, because that's the only way to show them who's boss.
Unlucky fellow
Fail to conquer a village due to the loyalty only being reduced to +1.
Wallbreaker (Wood - Level 1)
Destroy 25 Wall levels using your rams.
Social achievements
Brothers in Arms (Wood - Level 1)
Be a member of the same tribe for 30 consecutive days.
Educated
Graduated from an apprenticeship under KikiRedStar.
Growth achievements
Architect (Bronze - Level 2)
Build a total of 150 building levels!
Gatherer (Bronze - Level 2)
Scavenge a total of 10.000 resources.
Librarian (Bronze - Level 2)
Discover 6 unique Skill Books.
Market Guru (Bronze - Level 2)
Trade resources using the market 100 times.
Paladin's level (Bronze - Level 2)
Level up your paladin to level 10.
Recruitment Drive (Bronze - Level 2)
Recruit a total of 5.000 units!
Score champion (Bronze - Level 2)
Climb the rankings tables and reach 5.000 points.
Accomplished student (Wood - Level 1)
Improve your paladins' skills to a combined total of 15 skill levels.
Band of Brothers (Wood - Level 1)
Have 2 paladins.
Continent scorer (Wood - Level 1)
Make it into the top 100 of a continent!
Master of Quests (Wood - Level 1)
Complete 40 quests!
Out of time (Wood - Level 1)
Use the instant complete option 15 times!
Top scorer (Wood - Level 1)
Make it into the top 1.000 in the world.
Other achievements
Castle Assault: Join the fun! (Gold - Level 4)
Contribute 15.000 medals to help the tribe.
Castle Assault: Siegelord (Gold - Level 4)
Participate in the destruction of 8 castles.
Achievements on other worlds
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